Not the most riveting statement of all time, but this fellow isn’t making conversation; he’s setting a world record in the “saying ‘yo’ over and over for 16 seconds” category. Which is an actual thing. Who says our young people don’t have ambition?

This gimmick would have gone over big in the 80’s, so… go back in time and start that rap career, fella.

As huge as this achievement is, the greatest world record ever set is in the pants zipping category, as this video clearly demonstrates.

Notice that it’s not called “guys zipping pants” – this is not a job for a mere guy. Competitive pants zipping requires a dude.