- A steer with a tire stuck on its head is like the Homer Simpson of steers.
- With a buildup like “this dog is a freak who only eats SOYLENT,” who could resist taking this dog home?
- “If you’re into old stuff and bowling, it’s a pretty cool place to drive.” I am into both so more please.
- The lede in this story could level a city block.
About the Author: Brady Carlson
Brady Carlson is a writer and radio host from Madison, Wisconsin.