Oh, CNN, You Couldn’t Resist, Could You
That's some meaty investigative reporting there.
I’ve been everywhere, man
Lots of stories from the past month.
“I am not a person who makes a fuss,” says woman who sat next to dead guy on 10 hour flight
So this plane ride didn't go as planned.
Save Cheese Bacon Mushroom Face!
You sit down to dinner and cheese bacon mushroom face as you know it ends.
Bob Saget as King Koopa? Sounds About Right
But where does that leave Dave Coulier?
Boston PD Will Let You Know When There’s a Zombie Attack
I feel safer already.
This Soccer Player Hurt Himself Today
Remember when Johnny Cash sang "Hurt"? That should totally play behind this soccer video.
They Saved Hitler’s Brain, But Not His Wallet
The real question is whether this collector has his Marilyn Monroe stuff fight his Hitler stuff. And if so, is Marilyn Monroe's swimsuit ethically obligated to steal Hitler's wallet?
I’d Argue Against This, But I Don’t Argue With Dudes in Pink Dog Costumes
But how does the pink dog costume guy feel about Mario Lopez?
Diehard With a Rascal
Yippie-ki-yay, Non-McClane.