Help, Someone Planted Dave Winfield!
There's an outside chance "digging up dirt" means putting uncooked squash in the Playplace ball tank.
Try Not to Think of Me Drowning You as Attempted Drowning
We're thinking of changing the sign on our front door to read "NO SOLICITORS OR VIOLENT GENOME CREATURES."
But What Color is the Red Cross?
"I've been wondering if Americans for a Balanced Budget Amendment had taken a position on the Balanced Budget Amendment."
“Across Borders” Does Not Mean Enslaved People Bought Books and CDs and Coffee
"Giggling at the darker side of reality... that's best left to one of those "edgy" comics, really. Or a drunk guy on Facebook."
Stay sucka free and keep the wikis off your jock
I went through a phase where anytime someone called me up to hang out, I'd quote Coolio and say "How we gonna get there? We ain't got no car, fool!" But that ended after both of my friends stopped calling me.
I think there’s just one kind of Twinkies. Twinkies.
It was times like these when I thought my Twinkie, who hated guns and had never been to any wars, was the bravest snack cake who ever lived.
My amount is little, but my cat is awesome
Wikki is the second cat to be named after a website. The first is known as "Mel" and is named after CatsWhoFlyOverMelGibsonsHouse.com.
When Wikipedia Was Fab
Just imagine how big the Beatles might have been if Wikipedia had been around to clear up things like this!
Your name has been referenced many times, such as when I said your name
Why aren't more things made out of NERF? Why aren't more things made out of dried Liquid Paper?
It’s Only Wikipedia, But I (Don’t) Like It
Some songs written by two people don't come from the combined efforts of those two people. They come from elves, who write the songs while they wait for the Fudge Stripes to finish baking.