Words Can Hurt: Water Bear Edition
A serious space mission, or a dare dreamed up by obnoxious middle schoolers?
Porkins for Third Base Coach!
I know this is ridiculous, but how else am I supposed to respond to a headline like "Cubs reportedly interview Wedge"?
But Sir, The Odds of This Plan Coming Together Are 720 To One!
Something tells me this will make more money than the actual A-Team movie.
The Shame of the Weak-Minded
Not all of us can resist the strong influence of the Force.
Don’t Stop Believing
I like the idea of Jedi Church private schools popping up in our neighborhoods. If I had kids I'd send them there, and so would you. And our younglings would grow to listen to the midichlorians in their cells (stupid as it sounds) and live out fulfilling lives until they get blown up on Alderaan, betrayed by Clone Troopers or filleted by Darth Hayden Christensen.