My totem is too great for your desperate fighting techniques!
If your results are positive, the indicator says "Hey dude, thanks for impregnating me. Let's go for a burger... Ha! Ha! Ha!"
I’ll Drink Anything For Thirst, But I Won’t Drink That
In response to Judge Wapner Root Beer, I present Meat Loaf Bottled Spring Water. The water that glows like metal on the edge of a knife.
Five Little-Known Facts About Jesus We Learned From Action Figures
Mark 9:23 does indeed say "all things are possible to him who believeth," but I'm pretty sure that doesn't mean we're intended to believeth in a savior with glowing hands or robot eyes who has an office in the East Wing of the White House.
This Man Is Not Toweling Off His Golf Club
Please everyone go wash your hands right now. No, take showers. Several.