Quien es mas smooth?
The argument was over who was more smooth! Sorry to say, fellas, the right answer is neither one of you. Right, Nick?
The Arrest Report Will Be With You. Always.
One does hope that, upon being asked for name and address during booking, Mr. Kenobi told the police "you don't need to see my identification."
Hulk Smash(ed)
Man allegedly walks into club to sell drugs. While dressed as the Hulk. Wha?
File Under “What Would Scatman Crothers Think”
Suspect Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was released on bail into the custody of his sometime girlfriend, TSS-tss-tss-TSS-tss-tss-wah-wah-WAH
Smurf Shot While Smurfing
The world may very well be turning into a war between furries and non-furries.
A Well-Thought Out Plan: Skin a Bear and Murder With Its Claws
The "blame a random zombie bear" plan will not set world records for workability.
SpongeBob’s Here and the Time is Right for Fighting in the Streets
A new alleged scofflaw in Los Angeles. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
Claymation Crime Spree: Gumby Bandit Actually Loses Money While Trying to Rob a Store
Nick Nolte, you've got the night off. Who's smooth?
Smooth All Over
Clearing the decks of some smooth criminal news.
The Most Infamous Muumuu in America
One can't help but hope a little that the neutral-colored faded muumuu might go up for auction someday.