IRS Records Show She’s Dead
I'm no doctor but I think there's a mix-up here.
Ball Spokesperson
You read that right. He's a spokesperson for the Stoughton Beach Ball.
Fed Up With Her Movers
So fed up that she ended up moving her own stuff!
Hit By Seagull
Hit by seagull on a roller coaster, even. Ouch.
Glad To Get Out & Celebrate
If Sarah's happy then I'm happy.
50 Billion Dollars Mistakenly Deposited Into Account
So that's where the $50 billion that was supposed to be deposited in my account went.
Grandmother of Juneteenth
Happy Juneteenth!
Nearly Swallowed By Whale
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Woke Up To Blood In Apartment
It's never good when the chyron sounds like the plot of a Saw movie.
Fought Off A Bear
As one does.