Jason Kelce Lost His Super Bowl Ring In A Pool Of Chili
It's like someone told ChatGPT to write a sad story in twelve words.
Helped The Pig Home
Just a reminder that the pig is named Kevin Bacon.
Stung By Scorpion In Testicles
"I can't help it," said the scorpion. "It's my nature"
Was Clinically Dead
He got better!
Charged $1,010 For A Sub
As in a sandwich, or an underwater vessel?
Homeowner
"Homeowner" is all we're going to say here?
New Jersey Homeowner Baffled By Pepperoni Tossed Onto Her Property
Sorry we had to meat under these circumstances.
Received Taylor Swift’s Scarf
I'll stare directly at the scarf but never in the mirror
Dog Eats Thousands In Cash
The vet said Cecil's diet was too rich.
Crash Involving The Grinch Causes $10,000 In Damage
Unfortunately, this Grinch's car found the strength of 10 Grinches, plus two.