Ed Wood, The Filmmaker Who Made The Best Worst Movies Ever
One hundred years ago today, the birthday of the man that has long been celebrated as the worst movie director of all time, so bad that some people actually love his movies: Ed Wood.
The Bee Gees And Peter Frampton Starred In A Sgt. Pepper Movie That Was A Glorious 70s Trainwreck
Today in 1978, the American release date of what looked like a blockbuster movie musical: "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," starring some of the biggest music and movie stars of the era. Yeah, it didn't go so well.
Hot Potato
The soldiers' only redeeming quality is that they dress well and attack in formation – they're like an evil synchronized swimming team.
Disorderlies
If you pay close attention to the dialogue, you'll hear the boss chew the trio out for eating 16 chocolate cakes"for the fifth time in a week." That's eighty cakes split among three guys - Kool, Buffy and Markie each gained 42 pounds that week in cake alone.
Robot Jox
In the future, your country can lose half its territory because your citizens weren't that into MechWarrior 2.
Justice League
This movie isn't merely ignoring the comic universe, it's puking large pieces of colorful barf all over it.
Frogs
"This scary movie was so un-scary I was waiting for Count Floyd to come out."
Like all quantities, horror has its ultimate, and Richard Nixon Vodka Robot is that
Looks like Nixon Everywhere is off to a rousing start!
Body Slam
When you're an 11 year old diehard wrestling nut in the midst of not only Hulkamania but Macho Madness, even a Dirk Benedict movie sounds exciting.
This is what your $6M bought, folks
It would've been more fun for Jimmy to write something like "Dear suckers, you just shelled out six million bucks for a handful of us to write 24 recaps and long treatises on Emperor Palpatine's political beliefs."