Your entire life, boiled down to a TV news chyron.

  • Santa Claus, North Pole, Alaska

In Alaska, Santa Claus is a person of local news.

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  • Kamala Harris: Undecided New Hampshire Voter (the person pictured is not the same Kamala Harris who is running for president)
  • Rebecca Fox: Booked 191 Rooms For Taylor Swift Concert, Hosting Conference