Morrissey and cats works well. Morrissey and dogs does not work:

Morrissey sustained hand and arm injuries recently after being attacked by a dog in England. Morrissey has attended hospital in Malmo (Sweden) where x-rays reveal a fractured index finger on his right hand. The cracked bone is at the tip of the finger.

“We hate it when our dogs become successful” SEE IT JUST ISN’T THE SAME