Rise of the Three-Headed President: Lincoln Landing, Lockport, Illinois

Lots of towns promote events or historic sites connected to the Great Emancipator, but the town of Lockport has outdone them all. Their Lincoln statue has three heads.

By |2024-01-11T06:09:00-05:00January 11, 2013|Categories: Dead Presidents, Places, Travel|Tags: , , |

Here Lies Oswald’s Apartment

Could we eventually see the National Park Service declare a "President _____'s College Apartment" a historic site? "This is where he or she partied too hard one night," the guide would say, and we'd never be able to look at the commander in chief the same way again.

By |2024-01-08T10:04:10-05:00January 8, 2013|Categories: Dead Presidents|Tags: , |

George Washington, Yankee Hotel Foxtrot: The Heald Square Monument, Chicago

Attention Jeff Tweedy of Wilco: George Washington is an American aquarium drinker, and he is trying to break your heart.

By |2024-01-05T06:43:35-05:00January 5, 2013|Categories: Dead Presidents, Places, Travel|Tags: , , |

Harps are back in the closet: George H.W. Bush is getting better

President Bush, the germs will push you to get sick, and you'll say no, and they'll push, and you'll say no, and they'll push again, and you must say to them, "Read my lips: no new illnesses."

By |2024-12-31T07:26:31-05:00December 31, 2012|Categories: Blog, Dead Presidents|Tags: |

This is what the “Lincoln” movie should’ve been about

I appreciate the great struggle to rid the country of slavery as much as anyone, but that story is somewhat well-worn ground. Wouldn't it have been even more interesting to see Steven Spielberg and Daniel Day-Lewis take on the tale of Lincoln and the elephants?

By |2024-11-19T07:03:32-05:00November 19, 2012|Categories: Blog, Dead Presidents|Tags: , , |

US Presidents in Video Games: The Top Five Moments

Never has a bond been more unbreakable than the one between video games and presidents. President Ronnie in Bad Dudes (as shown above). President Solidus Snake in Metal Gear Solid [...]

By |2023-11-16T11:15:42-05:00November 16, 2012|Categories: Blog, Dead Presidents|Tags: , |
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