It’s Only Wikipedia, But I (Don’t) Like It
Some songs written by two people don't come from the combined efforts of those two people. They come from elves, who write the songs while they wait for the Fudge Stripes to finish baking.
Actually, I probably will be ashamed now
So a song called "Bitch" also contains the word "Bitch" in it? Blow me down!
Thus Distinguishing It From, Say, Romantic Comedy
To be honest, I wasn't exactly sure what made a movie an "erotic thriller" other than I assumed it didn't involve Tony Randall.
This is what your $6M bought, folks
It would've been more fun for Jimmy to write something like "Dear suckers, you just shelled out six million bucks for a handful of us to write 24 recaps and long treatises on Emperor Palpatine's political beliefs."
Thanks for the Lame-Ass Edits, I’m Going Home!
Chinese Democracy was actually ready to release in 2003. But when Axl saw the Wikipedia article on "Sweet Child O Mine," he decided to wait until the world got a little less stupid.
Wikiing With My Feet Ten Feet Off of Beale
The meaning of "Walking in Memphis" is pretty obvious: a man with super-powers has a reasonably good weekend visiting Memphis.
Still Crazy After All These Edits
And here you thought The Muppet Show wanted Paul Simon to sing the works of Neil Diamond! Or maybe a few Simon originals and then a couple Diane Warren tunes.
Hey, Mr. Prime Minister… Andy!
The Prime Minister of Britain in the book is supposed to be like... the Prime Minister of Britain? And here I was sure that the Muggle Prime Minister of Britain was standing in for Gabe Kaplan.
This Language Sux0rz
So not only is the word "lolcat" derived in part from the word "cat," but cats appear in lolcat pictures! It's all coming together now!!!
With a name that vague, how can you be sure?
Sometimes I think Jimmy Wales is going to come across this site and beat me without mercy until I break. What the hell, I'll risk it.