Burke and Hare: The Burke and Hare Story
"I see John Landis is going to direct a movie called 'Some Guy Who Kills People.' Hard to tell what that's going to be about."
"I see John Landis is going to direct a movie called 'Some Guy Who Kills People.' Hard to tell what that's going to be about."
There's an outside chance "digging up dirt" means putting uncooked squash in the Playplace ball tank.
We're thinking of changing the sign on our front door to read "NO SOLICITORS OR VIOLENT GENOME CREATURES."
"I've been wondering if Americans for a Balanced Budget Amendment had taken a position on the Balanced Budget Amendment."
"Giggling at the darker side of reality... that's best left to one of those "edgy" comics, really. Or a drunk guy on Facebook."
I went through a phase where anytime someone called me up to hang out, I'd quote Coolio and say "How we gonna get there? We ain't got no car, fool!" But that ended after both of my friends stopped calling me.
It was times like these when I thought my Twinkie, who hated guns and had never been to any wars, was the bravest snack cake who ever lived.
Just imagine how big the Beatles might have been if Wikipedia had been around to clear up things like this!
So if progress is to be believed, blowing up asteroids or getting a frog across a busy stretch of road is a poorer, less mature video gaming experience than chasing a virtual Tom Arnold around the Playboy Mansion.
Why aren't more things made out of NERF? Why aren't more things made out of dried Liquid Paper?