An actual presidential candidate, one who’d been up on the debate stage with the heavy hitters, dressing up as Santa Claus, spiking the punch and pretending to throttle one of the main characters, all to a parody version of “Do They Know It’s Christmas?”
Regis Philbin’s version of “Rudolph” goes way off the usual course; at one point he just starts naming famous New Yorkers.
I thought we could use a cheerful number in the middle of the countdown, and I think I got mixed up.
Why wasn’t there a sitar player at the first Christmas? Maybe there was and the drummer drowned them out?
Bob and Doug rattle off a Canadian version of the 12 Days of Christmas.
In this day and age, people get really confused when you say in a cheerful voice “my 13 year old has gotten really into Morphine!”
My middle kid is obsessed with “Carol of the Bells,” but even he’s a little stunned by this one.
The cover says “Please don’t listen to this record.” Don’t say he didn’t warn you!
Thanks, Charles Osgood, for spending one more Sunday morning with us.
This is purely about words, with absolutely no other connotations. What on earth are you suggesting, reader?
