Killer Klowns From Outer Space
One of the truly kult klassics of kontemporary kinema, "Killer Klowns" is a b-movie you laugh with, not at. Well, except for the Kotton Kandy pods, the dialogue or John Allen Nelson.
Kill a Dragon
Kill a Dragon has very little killing and no dragons; in their place is a ridiculous psychedelic theme song and a plot that never quite gets going.
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
You know your movie is in trouble when you notice a major mistake in the opening sequence. "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" has two.
Sleepwalkers
A dull movie, even one whose moral is that premarital sex is great.
The Fear 2: Halloween Night
Trish gets into bed with Mitch, even though she'd told him ten minutes before that she wasn't stupid enough to fall for his smooth talk. Then Morty comes out of the closet and starts watching them! When they catch on, Morty throws Mitch out the window, and we see that Mitch's pants are somehow still on!
Be Somebody… Or Be Somebody’s Fool
Sadly, I didn't learn how to be somebody from watching this video. But I did learn that 54 minutes of Mr. T clowning around with a bunch of kids can be (and were) the longest 54 minutes of my life.
Sloane
A repulsive "Rambo" knockoff that brought out feelings of sheer visceral hatred I didn't know I still had in me.
Dollman
Dollman. Doll. Man. Even the name sounds stupid.
Megaforce
Or: "Commie-Killing Crotch Rockets"
Black Belt Jones
Black Belt tells Sydney to "do the dishes or something," and she whips out a gun, blasts the plates into bits and says "They're done!" Touche!