Thank you, Flagrant Disregard, for creating the Motivational Poster Creator.

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Focus: If you had it, your zipper would be up.

Slow Ride: Take it easy.

Stop and Aim: Seriously, try it.

Shaft: Daaaaamn right.

Poison Cake: Works in seconds

Stalking ET: Dude, that's just sick.

Dodongo. Dislikes Smoke.

(Inspired by SeanBaby)

Shaq Fu: Who fucking thought THIS was a good idea?

Leftovers: In my right hand, last night's chow mein.

Style: The New Monkees had it, do you?